In Praise of Jon Ollom:

“Nice enough guy, I guess.” - My Friends

“He’s here every day.” - Dunkin’ Employees

“Could probably use a haircut.” - My Mom

“We have a strained relationship.” - My Back

“Meow.” - Local Bodega Cat

“Always gets up after I push him down.” - Life

To the left is a picture of me with some rocks.
To the bottom is a link to my resume.